Featuring the Fridja f1900 Juicer
Queue 3rd February 2024, Saturday morning, our phone starts beeping. A lot.
The modern-day legendary comedian,
It looks like he’s comparing our juicer to one of those huge vapes. Fair enough. Pretty funny if you ask us.
#lyrics #vape #comedy
“If I should die before I wake
It’s ‘cause you took my vape away
Life without Blueberry Waffle’s
Like living with no air
And I mention I vape all the time
My new ting looks just like Optimus Prime
Why is smoking kiwis is such a crime
And now they’re banned.
Because how, do they expect me
To survive without blue raspberry
I feel lost without my my Mary
It’s so hard for me to breath
Tell me how supposed to breath normal air
If it don’t taste like cheesecake or Green Pear
Having Healthy Lungs just doesn’t compare
To puffing apple crumble flavoured rings in the air
And my life just don’t feel complete
Without blowing smoke at the person behind me
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe normal air”
We were so chuffed (not puffed) about Munya having one of our juicers in his kitchen. Even if it was more than likely a last minute prop, we’re super happy that there was one at his home.
We were also really touched by some of the comments. It seems like a lot of his fans have one of our juicers. Thank you to every one of you!